Rare footage: Failed artillery ******* caught on tape.
I was out playing tanks and luckily had my video camera with me. So this M40/43 (Censored) takes a dump on everyone in the battle and chooses to ******* near the end of a loss (typical).
M40/43: "Gee whiz, looks like the jig is up, time to drown"
*runs to an edge and jumps drives over* (0:07)
M40/43: "Oh no! No water, and the fall didn't **** me! How will I spite my targets, and the rest of humanity now?! WHAT DO???"
*looks around desperately*
M40/43: "Yes of course! Drive up to that hill, face-hug it, and shoot! The explosion will surely **** me! That'll teach them!"
*shoots the hill, doesn't die* (0:23)
M40/43: "OMG what now! WHAT DO??? What's that thing heading straight for me!?"
N00BSAIB0T: "EAT 50 TONS OF JUSTICE." (0:30)
Justice served. Personal favorite part was at 0:25 when he turns to face his maker.
On a more serious note, in-game suicidal behavior needs to be discouraged. Discuss.