World of Tanks

Some people need to learn the difference between abandoning your team and falling back.

5:03 am, October 24, 2014 The difference? The first would be if your heavies are in a fairly intense fight and have a fairly good chance of winning if you play it right. By this I mean if it's like 4 heavies brawling against 4 [..] View

Blood on the Tracks

5:03 am, October 6, 2014 (Here's the original, sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic, for reference) He was just a rookie tanker and he surely was so 1337, He never used equipment and only loaded HE; He had to sit and liste [..] View

Malinovka shore rush is ******* overrated.

4:03 pm, September 29, 2014 I don't know when this became so popular, but holy jesus people stop doing it. Even if it's effective, it's a damn hit or miss. If it doesn't work, your team is literally guaranteed to lose as pretty [..] View

I really **** at the AMX 50B. =(

4:03 pm, September 10, 2014 Holy fucknuggets reddit. I'm so frustrated right now. I really hate the AMX 50B. Here is why: http://i.gyazo.com/d896ecfcfb552fb1178828a086792349.png I can't hardly even type this because I'm so infur [..] View

Churchill VII semi-rant/healp prease

2:01 pm, August 10, 2014 So I just started this grind (and the more and more I play it, the more and more it seems like the rumors are true), and my god. I can deal with slow speed. I can use that gun, it's definitel [..] View

Angry idea: Your map ping ability should be entirely disabled until you reach a certain winrate and battles played.

2:01 am, August 4, 2014 I'm open to negotiation on the specifics. But I've had quite enough of im_nine_irl (M3 Stuart): Attention to sector C3! im_nine_irl (M3 Stuart): Attention to sector D1! im_nine_irl (M [..] View

Rant time about games thrown away by donkey teammates!

2:01 pm, July 6, 2014 OK so I'm sure we have all witnessed those incomprehensibly stupid plays made by donkeys that we often get for teammates. Those rage inducing, hair ripping moments where you just want to screa [..] View

Preferential matchmaking, a gift to (almost) everyone

2:01 pm, June 10, 2014 I was in a Tier IV match today with some Pz. B2s, and it dawned on me that their presence on the server is a goddamn blessing for everyone playing a Tier IV at the time. Because every B2 has to be in [..] View

I did it!

2:01 am, June 1, 2014 https://i.imgur.com/eKTFuzA.jpg Goddamn this feels good, after about 1 year of semi-active play and 3200 battles i finally reached it. Not the best tank i know but i had alot of fun with it on the tes [..] View

There needs to be a way to retaliate without getting banned!

2:01 am, May 23, 2014 This is goddamn ridiculous, stupid teammate keeps pushing my TD around and I am trying to win a match, so I end up shooting him and not even killing him, and I get a ban on my damn account. This is ri [..] View

T69 trouble

10:05 pm, May 5, 2014 So, I got the T69. I've ground nearly 60k XP on it. And hated every moment of it, I just can't work out how I'm supposed to play this goddamn thing... 0.81 damage ratio is just [..] View

Centurion 7/1 I am a believer

9:05 pm, January 27, 2014 I haven't had my Cent 7/1 long, but goddamn is this an easy tank to grind. Right off the bat you have the top gun from the Cent 1 which was an amazing gun and even with the stock turret and this gun y [..] View

Impossible to Achieve (Without Friends)

9:05 am, January 2, 2014 If you're playing alone, I guess it must be impossible to raise your winrate. Silly me for thinking I could actually get it over 50.5%. Every time I think my luck is turning, WoT'll just throw me a go [..] View

World of Worthless TD players

9:05 am, December 26, 2013 HI WOT The upcoming nerf to high Tier Tds is overdue and frankly it should cover all TDs at all tiers (at least as far as camo is concerned). This debacle, idiotic experiment and finally a admissio [..] View

Radley-Walters? Who needs 'em?

9:05 am, November 12, 2013 I've been farming the 24 **** award to great success lately and decided to have two more matches before I go, and boy what matches: That Marder 38T is a goddamn beast. View

Chaffee reasoning.

9:05 am, November 10, 2013 So I want to get some higher teired artillery, and I really, REALLY don't want to grind an arty line, so I chose the chaffee/M41 skip. But theres a catch. The chaffee is 55,000 EXP (you heard [..] View

AMX-50 Foch Escapes a ***** Trap Like the Goddamn Batman

10:05 pm, August 23, 2013 Here is the picture at the start of the action. The AMX-50 Foch is tracked with a Patton behind it, an ST-I and an AT-15A in front of it, and no allies near. But with key assistance from a friendly a [..] View

[Teamspeak PSA] If you poke or generally spam someone on TS who is in a tournament or CW battle I will cut your balls off.

10:05 am, July 31, 2013 Tonight some people in the reddit TS were repeatedly poking and generally harassing certain people who were playing in a quarterfinal tournament battle where upwards of 15,000 gold was on the line. Th [..] View