5:03 am, October 16, 2014
WHERE IS MAH CROWNZ Jokes aside, I realize how staggeringly many people use XVM winrate mod and use it to flame others. Reaching 51% supposedly made me a 'green' and the games have gotten more relaxin [..]
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4:03 pm, October 15, 2014
A campfire? Yea I get it....pretty funny..."look at Ura! wutta camper! HAR! HAR!" Good one guys!!
So which one of you wiseguy snuck into my garage and set up this little practical [..]
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4:03 pm, October 2, 2014
most the team goes to one choke point the one or two lowest tier tanks complain about MM (then die within a couple/few minutes) the remaining 3 or 4 tanks go to other choke point the tanks at first ch [..]
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5:03 am, October 1, 2014
Hi
May we please have some silver rewards for missions? small repair kits don't make me want to play your game and i haven't played in quite some time. Pretty please with sugar on top, give [..]
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4:03 pm, September 21, 2014
Yes, there is already a topic on this, but since I'm an idiot and I'm making my own thread on it anyway.
Anyway, according to FTR, here are some tentative buffs.
- DPM increased [..]
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5:03 am, September 21, 2014
Seriously, i have no idea what happened after my 2 week break, but holy hell did the server room get flooded or mauled in some way?
I've been running 150+ ping for the last few days on both NA East an [..]
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4:03 pm, September 5, 2014
Warning: wall of text and positive thinking ******** ahead Lately I've been noticing a large increase in the amount of salty players in the world of tanks community. Lot's of rage, lot's of frustratio [..]
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8:14 am, September 1, 2014
USMCD is recruiting active players who are willing to participate in clan activities.
We are a friendly bunch of tankers, and do not tolerate douchbags and bad trolls... Well maybe good tro [..]
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2:01 pm, August 6, 2014
Little backstory: played a game with fcm, did pretty average/bad, still came like top 5, friendly is-8 messaged me after a game because I lold at him calling us a noob team (even tho we won) while he [..]
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2:01 am, July 29, 2014
Hello, I am FastRage55 and I am looking for a semi-good to professional clan that can give me these things:
1.) A teamspeak3 server that has good people always onavailableto platoon with and have a f [..]
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2:01 pm, July 23, 2014
Just a discussion thread, I want to see what the community deems the heavy as.
This is a tier 8 through 10 discussion, we all know new players are horrible at fighting heavies in low tiers since th [..]
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2:01 pm, July 23, 2014
...until I got this even worse PZSlV. Wow, what a joke. This thing is a T95, without the armor. What's with the stupid slow speed on this? Turns slow, drives slow, gun misses more than a KV-2. What's [..]
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2:01 pm, July 19, 2014
Oh hey, didn't see you there. If you don't already know me I'm an ex-THUGZ DC charged with doing the most important jobs in the clan such as; Bad poasting, terrible bar jokes and answering the tough [..]
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2:01 am, July 17, 2014
submitted by AnonymousPepper [link] [7 comments]
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2:01 pm, July 16, 2014
Make the penetration loss over distance mechanic actually relevant, it's basically a joke right now, when it has the potential to be a dynamic and intuitive mechanic. Vastly increasing pen-los [..]
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2:01 pm, July 15, 2014
Wow...Not sure what has changed in this game, but it has gone to the dogs. 2 years I've been back playing, and I simply think the core of this game has broke.
I've spent the last 5 months or so rea [..]
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2:01 pm, July 10, 2014
submitted by JokersWyld [link] [4 comments]
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2:01 am, July 5, 2014
Hello! I'm BlueD from Friday Night Gaming - A Stream to Learn Competitive Games. Tonight me and my co-host JoKeRRR will be playing World of Tanks! We have a game rotation so we're not [..]
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2:01 pm, July 3, 2014
It first started a week ago that every time I logged in the game stuck at "loading the garage". So I reinstalled the game and tried to log in again. But EVEN THOUGH I know exactly my [..]
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2:01 pm, June 30, 2014
submitted by Vintervarg [link] [3 comments]
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2:01 am, June 28, 2014
This is partially a rant, partially not. It is funny but also extremely disheartening as well. Behold my tomatoness Drunk me is the last twenty four hours. Seriously, WTF. God ******* damn it! It& [..]
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2:01 am, June 27, 2014
First off I would like to say thanks for reading. I am increasing my stats daily and know of ways to do it. I have an open mind to criticism and teachings. I am a joker so you will have fun with me in [..]
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2:01 pm, June 21, 2014
First off, this is my first post but this issue is bothering me really bad. Second I am aware, that it'spossible that everything is fine with the Leo PTA and I am just really bad with this tank due to [..]
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2:01 am, June 12, 2014
Okay, so I've been playing this game since May 16th 2011. I have been around since 0.6.4. I'm not posting this for thumbs up because it sure as heck won't be because the average player in the game wou [..]
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2:01 am, June 11, 2014
I am having a hard time with this tank. I am someone who is used to medium tanks. I am a monster with the Panther. However, I am currently grinding this tank since I just got it. I got the 90 MM rifle [..]
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2:01 am, June 9, 2014
Edit: Still working on my Guide to Spotting Mechanics; it will be done by the end of the day.Also, I should have posted this in Off-Topic. I'll make sure to do so next time!
As promised, here is th [..]
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2:01 am, June 4, 2014
--[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1jHmleQy8Q ]--
I'm aware that this was a joke that Wargaming put a good lot of work into, but this has potential as a gamemode, maybe in the same place as Histor [..]
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2:01 pm, May 26, 2014
submitted by dat_joke [link] [14 comments]
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2:01 am, May 14, 2014
Hello everyone of /r/WorldofTanks I'm here just to spread the word that our clans M-I-T and M--M are recruiting and looking for some more mates to join our clan. Want to get better at this g [..]
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2:01 am, May 7, 2014
Here is an observation I made and want to bring up to the rest of you tankers out there.
I've been playing Tanks since June of 2011 and ever since that time I have gone thu all the patches as the r [..]
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2:01 am, May 3, 2014
Team won, Top gun, Reaper, and Top damage for my team = Still a loss in money.... (And not 1 gold round fired)
Fix this joke of a pay out system.
This is one dead horse that NEEDS to b [..]
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2:01 am, May 3, 2014
Circle of Darkness [COD]"Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness"
COD, contrary to pubbie jokes, is not a clan named after Cal [..]
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2:01 am, May 1, 2014
I really do not understand why the WG is so submissive to Russian Federation, the WG sells the game in NA and LA and still selling that liars Russian tanks (only in the game the russian tanks was good [..]
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2:01 pm, April 27, 2014
I find this very good and a must-read to everyone, sizeable as the text may be. This applies to everyone that plays WoT, no matter what tier you play or how much youre online.
The idea is that you [..]
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2:01 am, April 26, 2014
Hi! We're a new stream called Friday Night Gaming. Each Friday night at 7pm PST, we play 2 -3 competitive games and focus on improving our skill and the skill of our viewers. For example, if w [..]
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2:01 am, April 24, 2014
Howdy all,
I'm looking to expand my small clan.
We are looking for a few good men, who are willing to learn how to stand out amongst the rest.
The key is having fun while learning from your mistak [..]
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10:05 am, April 23, 2014
Since gold rounds were changed, hardly anyone, if at all, uses gold to get them. Since then, it has opened up a new can of worms and players will always joke and complain about the use of them.
So [..]
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2:01 pm, April 20, 2014
Been playing since beta and cannot because 9.0 burns up my machines.
If this is some kind of joke I don't find it funny.
I cannot recommend this game to anyone I know until these issues are resolved.
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10:05 am, April 18, 2014
inb4 100+ Neg Rep Storm.
So over the past couple months, I've been noticing a bit pattern. Here are a few games I've extracted after perusing through my screenshots folder.
The Pattern
Game 1 [..]
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10:05 pm, April 17, 2014
Alright, I understood from articles BEFORE update 9.0 that buildings would fall in a much more realistic fashion... as far as I have seen the buildings still go directly from one position to destroyed [..]
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10:05 pm, April 16, 2014
Over 20% extra penetration makes a huge difference. Top speed is more than 1.5x as high, better RoF for faster damage output, and ever since Winter Himmelsdorf was implemented, it sees a lot more himm [..]
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2:01 pm, April 14, 2014
Game is a total joke anymore. Game scores - 15-0 / 14-1/ 13-2 / and this is all the time, not once in awhile. You have no chance anymore. Game is over in 30 seconds some times. Do the powers to be thi [..]
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9:05 pm, February 25, 2014
-LP- is looking for team minded individuals to join us. We desire players that are active, interested in Platooning, Tank Battles, Tank companiesandhaving fun. We accept all tiers. You must be 17+ [..]
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9:05 pm, February 23, 2014
Drunk_Panda: something like 2k+ Wn8, 55% winrate, 10 tier 10s with 13 unlocked, 14k battles, 21 years old
Neroarmas: something like 2.4k Wn8, 57% winrate, 21 tier 10s with 22 unlocked, 20k battles, 2 [..]
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9:05 pm, February 22, 2014
Resolved being that I have given up trying to work for better stats, completing the mission, sacrificing oneself for the team, filling gaps in the line etc , While I do have the team in mind I am now [..]
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9:05 pm, February 17, 2014
I was sort of inspired by the "I'd pay $100 for a type-59" thread for this.
Frankly, arty blows. Out of the past maybe 10 matches in my IS, I have been ****** by arty 3-4 times. Might not [..]
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9:05 am, February 17, 2014
When will World of Tanks get realistic in these On Track programs. There is a very few players that could realize much more than 2 maybe 3 units from these contests running for two weeks (figuring tie [..]
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9:05 pm, February 9, 2014
Clearly the Tiger H is horrible underpowered compared to tanks in it's same tier. Now i blame part of this on WG historical inaccuracy though many claim this game is not meant to be historically accur [..]
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9:05 pm, February 6, 2014
What do you guys do on this map? Finally played it for the first time earlier, and had no idea what to do. If you could just tell me what strategies you have found that work for particular tank roles, [..]
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9:05 am, February 4, 2014
I had the most amazing match (this is typical as I'm pro tier but enough about me) and witnessed probably the most amazing sacrifice I've seen in a while. To begin,most of the match involved me single [..]
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9:05 pm, January 24, 2014
Hello Tankers,
First , let me say that I've had the opportunity to play with a couple of clans and have enjoyed playing with the fine folks at BDR2 and ToW. Great people they all are. However I fou [..]
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9:05 am, January 16, 2014
This tanks is a draw making magnet of a joke. I havent had as mamy draws in a tank as this pos has given me. Doesnt have the amazing gun depression that British tanks usually have and is much worse th [..]
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9:05 am, January 14, 2014
US Tanks: T32, T29, M5 Stuart, M4 Sherman, M18 Hellcat, T1 Cunningham
Soviet: KV1
GRM: PZ Kpfw II, Hummel
JP: Chi-Ni - Chi-Ha
Hi Hi !
I'm Wodyo ;D ... I played tanks a bit when beta was released, bu [..]
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9:05 pm, January 12, 2014
TLDR; Angry people make me Angry too. Random ***** sucks. I fed up, I rage quit'd.
To whom it may concern,
In short, I'm done. I'm very very done. On my way out, I though I would log in and shar [..]
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9:05 am, January 9, 2014
OMG IKR...like oh my god it's like so stupid. Seriuosly the MM (for the 14340239854239487th time) Fix this ****, its a joke. How about a match with 2 xtra tier X's 1 xtra tier IX 1 xtra tier VIII and [..]
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9:05 am, December 19, 2013
[CTF]California Tankers Family
Family Tankers stick together.
Welcome to (CTF) California Tankers Family!We are a small group of people mostly located in California. Anybody can join and there ar [..]
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9:05 am, December 12, 2013
NOTE: THIS POST IS NOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE M3 LEE. IT IS JUST TO DISCUSS SOME OF THE IRONIES OF THE M3 LEE.
So, the M3 Lee.... I don't even know how to start. But, I suppose to start off, it has it [..]
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9:05 am, December 7, 2013
http://www.noobmeter.com/replay/1003617977.11084779401437149
Ok no lie, a bad pun turned into something crazy. I made a bad pun and everything turns negative. I get YELLED at. I was just trying to ma [..]
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9:05 pm, November 29, 2013
So, I purchased my E 100 just yesterday and I'm having a big trouble with it. Basically, my armor seems like its not there. First of tall, this tank is such a ******* gold shell magnet, that e [..]
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9:05 pm, November 28, 2013
I just maxed it yesteday and I can't find anything that would make it not the worst tier 6 tank in the game. It's slow as hell for a medium (kv-1s feels faster) and less maneouvrable t [..]
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9:05 pm, November 20, 2013
Hello /r/worldofTanks i have 2 codes to give away. Write something funny or clever and i am gonna give the codes away when this thread is an hour old. 1 Code is an invite code and the other one is in [..]
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9:05 pm, November 18, 2013
So with my stats as wickedly awful as they are, I often get berated during the countdown for being #worstplayerontheteam and I get told to uninstall amidst a ton of swearing at me.. [..]
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9:05 pm, November 15, 2013
Welcome to my horribly structured topic post!
I am in search of a small clan, not open to the public, that has about 15 to 25 active players. A clan that participates in Clan Wars and members have a W [..]
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9:05 am, November 11, 2013
Lol. title is obviously a joke. I have never played this game but, Enter bonus code: MWK-74F-YT4-9X for 2100 gold and a 1 week premium account. I got this at pax prime a couple months ago, but it sho [..]
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9:05 am, November 11, 2013
Our clan has started of and has been growing quite slowly and we are looking for players of all types who are friendly and can take a joke. we have a requirement where you need to have raidcall but ot [..]
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9:05 pm, November 8, 2013
Semi-New Clan PAAK(PanzerArmeeAfrikaKorps) is Recruiting Tier 8 and Up. Or those with 2+ tier 7s.
Teamspeak Is Required
Ts info: thecaptainstable.teamspeak3.com.
Seriously I cannot Stress the fact of [..]
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9:05 am, November 4, 2013
Hello again,
So the weekend has been full of **** teams and the overall level of skill has been rapidly declining. But there is always someone stupid to come along and make everything better. Insert T [..]
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9:05 am, October 30, 2013
Wargamming's trickery will not save them this month, When I have asked for help and ask important questions like bugs/problems with the game the developers and staff is sooo lazy. They want to ruin th [..]
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8:57 pm, October 28, 2013
The Vindictive Reserve (VINR) is an active clan in clan wars. We play 3-5 times a week on the global map. Until we grow a bit more we are pirates for lack of a better term. We take the landing **** it [..]
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10:05 pm, October 24, 2013
Have boring do-nothing clans made you a Grumpy Gamer? Looking for a clan with a sense of humor?
Join LAGG (Lots of Angry Grumpy Gamers)!
We ask only that you have a tier 10 (or are at tier 9 and clo [..]
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10:05 pm, October 17, 2013
I went reading through some WOT news from the past few days...
http://ftr.wot-news.com/2013/10/13/meeting-with-serb/
"- apparently SerB was making jokes about Polish being butthurt about Stalin [..]
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10:05 am, October 14, 2013
Clan jaguars -J- is a clan war active clan that is proudly part of the burning legion. In the last campaign, -J- earned a spot in the top teams to have been awarded the M60 (praise M60 jesus). -J- loo [..]
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10:05 am, October 8, 2013
So we wardec'd ANVIL and we completely mapped their scrub asses from the map. ALLOY is just too MLG for ANVIL.
Jokes aside, ANVIL and ALLOY (Sister clans in the FORGE Gaming Community, if you didn't k [..]
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10:05 pm, October 7, 2013
This tank is absolutely brutal. Please uff this tank in some meaningful way so that it becomes playable. I have read every topic that I can find on how to play this tank and improve my performance in [..]
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10:05 pm, October 6, 2013
submitted by Joker_Her3 [link] [57 comments]
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10:05 pm, September 25, 2013
Trying to get even 5 wins anymore is a ^%$%#ing joke.
Just put up with a 6 game losing streak, spanning across LTs, MTs, TDs - did not matter, and a 1-7 run.
In 7 of those 8 matches I was assigned t [..]
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10:05 pm, September 22, 2013
submitted by scientologist2 [link] [1 comment]
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10:05 pm, September 22, 2013
I responded by telling him to "**** you're self" in team chat, thinking that was clever. Today I logged in to this: http://i.imgur.com/FPwxKud.jpg Sense of humor: not found. [..]
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10:05 am, September 16, 2013
Frankly this tank since i have had it for the past year has been nerfed to the point where it is now not only one of the worst tier 10s in the game which i only keep in my garage to look at and avoid [..]
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10:05 am, September 15, 2013
Me: Play matchin su100y. notice kinda crappy team... make a joke about bending me over the table... proceed to get rage vomit spewed at me for the next 25 minues in game and out... i was nothing but n [..]
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10:05 am, September 14, 2013
Okey, guys! Last week we had some TC's and lets say, we found out that the KV-1S CAN be a FV! Also the Hellcat can become an AMX!
Not to the real point. Here is how tank companies should be played li [..]
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10:05 am, September 9, 2013
Ok.. so outside of a couple decent but all in all mediocre tanks... where does the german tree become good?
I'm in tier 6 with almost all of the lines and they have been by far the most frustrating t [..]
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10:05 am, September 8, 2013
Looking for a competitive, casual clan that is full of alot of older, mature, and some active/retired vets? The Sworn may be for you.
WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU
Hig [..]
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10:05 pm, September 7, 2013
A friend of mine got a tog and I want to mess with him. So yeah, post your TOG jokes here! submitted by Peavy_Can_Fly [link] [6 comments]
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10:05 pm, September 7, 2013
Cheers to all,
1RAB is looking for new recruits that have a few qualities to become a member of our casual clan. We try to joke around while maintaining a certain level of seriousness. We have a fair [..]
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10:05 pm, September 3, 2013
I'm still a noob, but I have gotten enough experience to see some patterns of successful and unsuccessful strategies. I've been involved in several lost battles the last day that co [..]
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10:05 pm, August 30, 2013
1000 games in.
Only about 50 of those games were platooned.
When I bought this thing I had no idea I would love it so much. The only tank I've played more is my Lowe, but playing that is somewhat o [..]
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10:05 am, August 30, 2013
Match matching
in the last 2 weeks, I have went from a high 51% win rate, to what I got today. A 35%
This is a new low.
It's doesn't matter how good I play, a 15v1 match is never good.
I have als [..]
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10:05 pm, August 27, 2013
Hello everybody I do not wish to bash anyone but I have to share with you my story. On friday somebody changed my password to the world of tanks, first thing I did was to recover my account with their [..]
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10:05 pm, August 26, 2013
So I've pressed "Battle" 1000 times now. I feel like it's my World of Tanks Birthday! I Just want to know how are my stats for a noob. My w/r is low IM [..]
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10:05 pm, August 25, 2013
Really, if you think about it tanks and crabs have alot in common. Hard armor on the outside, squishy on the inside. They crush anything smaller and hide from anything bigger. And they are tasty after [..]
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10:05 pm, August 24, 2013
It's a 1000 Gold + 7 Days of Premium for EU. Tell me a good Joke and the best one wins :) submitted by WeEatGames [link] [111 comments]
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10:05 pm, August 24, 2013
Tired of being around people that don't help you progress in World of Tanks? We are Bad Co We are on the rise and we are recruiting. Bad Co.( BADCO) is a clan mad [..]
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10:05 am, August 17, 2013
Hello all,
Yes it is me again here to complain about the changes to Arty. Let me start by giving you an example of how things work in the real world.
If you buy a car and it is not as it was originall [..]
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10:05 am, August 12, 2013
Hello all. I would like to ask any of your WoT remodelers out there if one of you could make a remodel for... Maybe the T34, or the T30 that turns it into the GDI Mammoth Mk.3. I've seen a joke pictur [..]
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10:05 pm, August 11, 2013
Is it meant to be a total joke?
I mean... When ever I see one... Im like "ooohh goodie! Free ****!"
Honestly... its nice that you put a free tank in everyone garage, but I can see this get [..]
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10:05 pm, August 10, 2013
Hello all, I"m back with a few questions and a vent.
First...when are you no longer considered a complete noob (in general). Is it the number of tanks played, the number of mat [..]
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10:05 am, August 9, 2013
Korpse Geist is a mature group that has been around since June 2012 and started Clan Wars in January 2013, we have held multiple pieces of land in various places in Europe, Mediterranean, United State [..]
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10:05 pm, August 8, 2013
Just some friendly jokes, nothing more. Some of these are not achievements you'd particularly want your teammates to try for.
Second-Degree Burn: Catch fire twice in one battle.
British Grenadiers: [..]
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