Daily Random #1
Edit: Still working on my Guide to Spotting Mechanics; it will be done by the end of the day.Also, I should have posted this in Off-Topic. I'll make sure to do so next time!
As promised, here is the first installment in my new Forum Series entitled "Daily Random"!
On Daily Random, you cannot expect anything. Only randomness (strictly WoT related however). The posts will be small, but will hopefully be enjoyable.
Chat Logs: Random Chat messages that I read in Random Battles.
(KV-1S):My cannon runs chickens!
(A-43):MY chickens run the cannons!
(E-25):Good luck, have fun. ^^
(M4A3E2):Can someone google 'Fun' for me? I feel as if I've been sheltered
(Tiger 1):stop raping the goats
(M7 Priest):My tentacles hurt.
(Hellcat):Who wants to rub catnip on my fuzzy balls?
(VK.30.01.D):me
*le me gets 8 kills in my Hetzer*
(FCM36Pak40):this fking hetzer.
(M37):GOOOOO LIL HETZER! GO! WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOYYY? YOU ARE! GOOO LIL HETZER!
(M2 Medium):rgr that
BattleOccurrences:
So I'm driving along in my M7 and fall off of a cliff. The next thing I know, 4 out of my 5 Crew is ******, and only my Driver remains alive.
The next thing I realize, is that my one Driver is able to operate the tank perfectly on his own. In fact, he operated it so well, that I came to the conclusion that only two of my Crew are doing any real work: My Commander and my Driver. All of the others are just drinking tea and cracking Tog II* jokes in the back.
What Da Fuuu?:
Yup. It's official. I stayed up waayyy too late last night. And drank wayyyyy to much coffee this morning. Now I'm seeing floating telephone poles!
And that's all for today's Daily Random! I will be poasting one of these... well... on a daily basis! Good luck on the battlefield, tankers!